gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(via lbeeezy)

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

(via 70lbstothin)

trashboat:

my natural response to hot people is screaming and setting myself on fire

(Source: alegbra, via trichotillomanicat)

whorville:

I wanna know what soulja boy told em

(via b-o-o-t-fucking-y)

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches. Unknown (via cameronjohn)

(Source: another-troubled-soul, via blueuniverseas)